im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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