Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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