why didn't you poke me back
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize