Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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