its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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