i just google imaged poop.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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