my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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