sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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