I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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