How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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