Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Mom said you looked used
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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