ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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