Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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