I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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