So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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