butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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