somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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