just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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