Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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