Who did Billy Mays play for?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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