For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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