Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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