She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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