i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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