yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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