# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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