there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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