I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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