Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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