she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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