He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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