we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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