i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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