Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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There's always time for handjobs
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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