he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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