Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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