Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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