glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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