he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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