yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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