But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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