At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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