after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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