Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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