Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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