that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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