so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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