its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Everything about him screamed your future.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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