I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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