Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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