we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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