it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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