woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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